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These are some lies we made up about Darfur.
An extremely large chinchilla was perceived in a store in the Darfur vicinity.
A big chilling spirit was noticed trying on a hat in a Darfur home. The arrival of the bystander scared the spirit who then faded away. One thing's for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that should be stayed away from.
The Ugly Duckling has repeatedly been witnessed having a sandwich in Mulligan State Wildlife Management Area very late at night.
A space alien from planet Venus is repeatedly distinguished nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Darfur.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is known to have been witnessed on a few instances in a Darfur highschool before sunrise striding the hallways.
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Ghost Sightings From Darfur
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Ghost Sightings From Darfur
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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