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These are some lies we made up about Crosby.
A space alien from planet Jupiter showed up in Franklin Park before sunrise dragging a corpse through some bushes.
A space alien from space was spotted rummaging around in garbage container on a Crosby lane.
A colossal dog was perceived on a Crosby street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft has frequently been distinguished floating in the air like a cloud in Crosby.
A gigantic kitten is regularly noticed pointing at the observer by Deadmans Creek.
A gigantic leopard has allegedly been seen on several occasions staring irritably at the viewer at Clearwater Lake Dam very late at night.
An martian traveler from deep space can often be observed in a restaurant in the Crosby neighborhood.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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