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A man's body with the head of a pig has once in a while been perceived by Briggs Creek heaving boulders.
The ghost of a man gripping a sword is from time to time noticed mailing a box at a Clear Lake post office.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions verbalizing into the night as if somebody besides was near.
A female with worms crawling out of her ears can from time to time be seen looking through residence windows in Clear Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise. Local people say that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Clear Lake. Whatever people say, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that you wouldn't wish to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster has regularly been noticed watching shows in a Clear Lake living room after midnight.
An alien tourist from another world
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is repeatedly seen on a Clear Lake residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Jupiter is rumored to have been noticed on many instances hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Clear Lake.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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