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These are some lies we made up about Clarissa.
The ghost of a strapped up guy has supposedly been distinguished on many instances in Iona State Wildlife Management Area very late at night looking for a person.
The alien commander of a UFO can occasionally be witnessed dragging a body from the chilly water of Drayer Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young-looking female drenched in blood was observed walking a Cocker Spaniel late at night on a murky Clarissa residential street. This is one of those ghosts that is seen repeatedly around here. A resident alleges that this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Clarissa a long time ago.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy came into view peeping through home windows in Clarissa very late at night.
Goldilocks was distinguished watching TV in a Clarissa living room late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarissa
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Ghost Sightings From Clarissa
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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