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These are some lies we made up about Ceylon.
A space man from deep space is frequently distinguished by Dutton Slough guzzling milk.
A woman with no head is known to have been perceived on many occasions standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Ceylon. Anyway, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
The phantom of a youthful female with a rope around her neck may frequently be spotted pulling a body across the dirt in Birge Lake State Game Management Area before dawn. According to what the local residents declare, this phantom may be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Ceylon long ago.
A gargantuan canary may be spotted over and over again bass fishing from the water's edge of Kings Slough around midnight.
A Plateosaurus is once in a while made out flying over Clear Lakebed late in the night.
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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