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The Abominable Snowman may be perceived often pacing by the side of a wild highway close to Cass Lake.
The spirit of a chained up man has occasionally been made out in Isaacson Park on a dark night hauling a body across the ground. A local argues that this spirit takes pleasure in frightening people who are courageous enough to disrupt the silence in Cass Lake.
A massive bear is sometimes spotted coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
The ghost of a street bum has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions studying the surroundings from the peak of Swede Hill at the stroke of midnight. Either way, it's a terrifying ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
An martian traveler from another solar system can every now and then be spotted chucking pebbles into the stream at Fox Creek late in the night.
The ghost of a young woman soaked in blood has frequently been distinguished gazing down next to the water at Allens
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Bay. In any case, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A very large mongoose is often seen at Cuba Dam before dawn struggling to seize something.
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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