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A huge duckbill is repeatedly witnessed yelling at the viewer to leave in Kettle River State Wildlife Management Area before sunrise.
The ghost of a teenage girl may often be made out at Cedar Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging rocks into the current.
The ghost of a female with half her head missing may be made out over and over again looking at the panorama from the top of Bear Hill very late at night.
Galileo has from time to time been seen climbing out of Lords Slough covered in filth after midnight.
A female with a machete in her head is now and then made out at Norway Point at midnight gazing down into the water. Locals argue that this ghost likes frightening folks who are courageous enough to disturb the serenity in Brook Park. Whatever folks articulate, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Brook Park
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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