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The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO has once in a while been distinguished in Arrowhead Lake State Game Refuge around midnight covering a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A space man from planet Mars has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances at Minntac Tailings Dike at night consuming a cracker.
An ET from another galaxy may every so often be noticed fly fishing from the water's edge of Lake Fourteen on a dark night.
A lady holding her head beside her arm has often been perceived hauling a dead body from the ice cold water of Forsman Creek before dawn.
The spirit of a young-looking female sporting a bloody wedding gown is frequently distinguished scrambling out of a storm drain on a Britt street at midnight.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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