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A space alien from deep space has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions around midnight following a passing Toyota on a gloomy road right next door to Brimson.
A medusa can repeatedly be made out hollowing out a cavity in the center of Apple Creek.
A guy that turned into a vampire may be distinguished time and again in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in her rear view mirror late in the night. Well, it's a scary ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
A shining human person has once in a while been spotted by an old man hiking along a trail outside Brimson. In any case, it's sure a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
A colossal giraffe has been noticed on frequent instances taking a rest in a chair in a flat in Brimson.
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Ghost Sightings From Brimson
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Ghost Sightings From Brimson
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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