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A huge ox has often been noticed in Legion Park in the early morning hours before sunrise yelling.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly seen by Brush Creek attempting to utter something.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman is known to have been made out on frequent occasions gazing at the water by Rice Lake Dam in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't want to meet after midnight.
An ET from planet Pluto can frequently be noticed trying to flag down cars next to a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Bricelyn.
A menacing creature may be witnessed very frequently dispatching a postcard at a Bricelyn post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Bricelyn
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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