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These are some lies we made up about Brewster.
A medusa was distinguished before sunrise drifting along Elk Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman with numbers etched into his foot was observed in Fury Island Park at midnight hiding a body by a big rock. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being spotted.
An enormous roebuck is repeatedly observed in a Brewster area supermarket, striding the aisles.
An ET can frequently be witnessed seated at a coffee table in a Brewster house facing the viewer.
A giant giraffe can be observed often near Gull Point State Park yelling at the witness to beat it.
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Ghost Sightings From Brewster
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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