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These are some lies we made up about Breckenridge.
Rapunzel has been said to have been perceived on several instances on a dark night floating along Bois de Sioux River.
A gigantic duckbill can occasionally be spotted by a person camping at a campground near Breckenridge.
A colossal dromedary is regularly observed having a seat in a beanbag in a flat in Breckenridge.
The spirit of a pregnant female has been witnessed on a few instances at Breckenridge Lake Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the panorama. Locals argue that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Breckenridge long ago.
A giant aoudad may often be distinguished dragging a dead body through some bushes in Sunnyside Township State Game Refuge before dawn.
A space alien from another planet may be made out often thinking beside a streetlamp in Breckenridge.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a winter coat has now and then been spotted strolling from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on a Breckenridge residential street.
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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