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These are some lies we made up about Brandon.
The ghost of a young cowboy is every so often spotted climbing out of a storm drain on a Brandon road before sunrise.
The ghost of a steel-miner has allegedly been observed on one or two occasions at Hoplin Creek at night chucking rocks into the flowing water.
A massive lemur may every so often be perceived shining a kerosene lamp by Redick Swamp.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has frequently been perceived contemplating at Minister Lake Dam before dawn.
An ET from space is repeatedly witnessed in Balgaard State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours shuffling orbs around.
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Ghost Sightings From Brandon
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Ghost Sightings From Brandon
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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