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These are some lies we made up about Brainerd.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished up on Cuyuna Range smoking a pipe.
The spirit of a terribly scorched female has often been witnessed fluttering across the Cuyuna Range at the stroke of midnight. According to what the locals claim, this spirit loves scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Brainerd.
The ghost of a guy with numbers engraved into his cheek is repeatedly noticed looking for somebody at Brainerd Dam late in the night. Anyway, it's a scary ghost that you don't want to encounter after midnight.
An ET from Saturn has supposedly been perceived on a handful of instances in the backseat of a Buick by the driver distinguishing the phantom in her rear view mirror late at night.
A space invader from another galaxy can often be distinguished in Cooks State Wildlife Management Area before dawn hauling a dead body across the dirt.
Genghis Khan may be made out over and
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over again drifting along on Daggett Brook in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft has now and then been seen pulling up weeds in the front yard of an apartment in Brainerd.
The ghost of a dreadfully mangled hunter dragging a dead mountain lion is occasionally spotted by a woman hunting in a forest
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next to Brainerd. Residents here who have witnessed this ghost say this ghost may very well be a distinguished yesteryear dweller of Brainerd.
A massive quagga has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances seated in a beanbag in a house in Brainerd.
A centaur may now and then be noticed outside Charles A. Lindbergh State Park shifting orbs about.
A woman lacking a head has frequently been spotted calling names next to a lamppost in Brainerd. A local woman alleges that this ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Brainerd.
A space alien from planet Venus is repeatedly witnessed going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Brainerd mobile home at midnight.
A very large roebuck is known to have been perceived on numerous instances relaxing at a coffee table in a Brainerd house.
A space invader from deep space can be perceived very frequently gazing at people in a Brainerd house through a keyhole.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship
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is now and then noticed spitting at passing cars beside a gloomy highway right next door to Brainerd.
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Ghost Sightings From Brainerd
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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