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These are some lies we made up about Boyd.
An alien was spotted by Tenmile Lake trying to say something.
A lady with no head was observed pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of West Branch Lac qui Parle River in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost didn't mind that there was someone else there.
A very large rabbit has often been observed dragging a corpse through some bushes in Church State Wildlife Management Area late in the night.
A guy without a head is often seen standing by a wild road near Boyd.
A tremendously scary ghost can often be perceived riding on a motorcycle on a shadowy highway close to Boyd. Anyhow, it's a terrifying ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Boyd
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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