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These are some lies we made up about Blue Earth.
Julius Ceasar has repeatedly been spotted rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Blue Earth residence before sunrise.
A space alien from another galaxy is frequently perceived covering a dead body by a big boulder in Putnam Park around midnight.
An enormous oryx has purportedly been spotted on several occasions at Middle Branch Blue Earth River at night flinging pieces of wood into the flowing water.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship can regularly be observed late at night fluttering across Pilot Grove Lakebed.
A black rat that shifted shape into a lady may be spotted very often relaxing at a table in a Blue Earth building.
An alien tourist from another solar system is once in a while spotted staring at folks in a Blue Earth trailer through a door crack.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may sometimes be distinguished in a wild location outside Blue Earth.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Earth
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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