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These are some lies we made up about Blooming Prairie.
A massive ibex was made out chucking pieces of wood into the flow at Little Cedar River late at night.
A giant koodoo came into view trying to exclaim something in Aurora State Wildlife Management Area before sunrise.
Galileo was made out watching TV in a Blooming Prairie living room around midnight.
An extremely large rabbit came into view staring at the water by Donald Anderson Dam before sunrise.
A gargantuan reindeer was spotted on a Blooming Prairie residential street at night.
An ET from Pluto was noticed suspended in the air like a cloud in Blooming Prairie.
An extremely large ewe has repeatedly been distinguished staring at an old woman snoozing on the floor in a building in Blooming Prairie.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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