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An alien from planet Mars has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions chatting into the air in County Park Number One before dawn.
The ghost of an awfully scorched lady may from time to time be observed in a phone booth in Blomkest using the phone. Regardless of what folks utter, this spirit undoubtedly is scary; one that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a train driver was seen staggering through a Blomkest area graveyard. This ghost is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been frequent additional accounts of this precise ghost. One thing's for certain, this is a horrible spirit that any wise person would not want to run into.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion showed up crying beside a deserted road near Blomkest at midnight. The witness ran away immediately after he set eyes on the phantom.
A space man from the cosmos appeared quite near Fort Ridgely State Park gazing.
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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