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An army uniform marching around without a body in it is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions in Banks State Wildlife Management Area before dawn searching for a person. Regardless of what people exclaim, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space man from planet Saturn may once in a while be seen weeping down beside the shore at Fish Lake.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was witnessed at Eagle Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing.
An extremely large lamb came into view in a flat near Bingham Lake.
The ghost of a civil war warrior became visible in Swan Lake late in the night attempting to dump a cadaver. When the spirit was noticed it faded away into the night. According to the folks who live here, this spirit loves terrifying foolish people who come seeking spirits in Bingham Lake. One thing's for sure, it is certainly a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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