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These are some lies we made up about Big Lake.
A massive puma is frequently observed ascending out of Beulah Pond drenched in slime around midnight.
Vasco da Gama has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions slurping regular from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Big Lake.
The martian commander of a UFO can repeatedly be noticed enjoying the scenery at Eagle Lake Dam on a dark night.
A scary skeleton can be witnessed very often walking a German Shepherd around midnight on a gloomy Big Lake road. A man who lives here alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Big Lake in the past. Either way, this spirit undeniably is creepy; one that is better not upset.
A glowing human body has every now and then been witnessed staring through residence windows in Big Lake before dawn. A number of of the folks who live here say this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who have the courage to disturb the serenity in Big Lake.
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ghost of a pregnant woman is every now and then distinguished staring angrily at the bystander mid stream in Otter Creek. According to the local residents, this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Big Lake many years ago.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman wearing a winter coat has purportedly been made out on one
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or two instances watching television in a Big Lake living room in the early morning hours. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet late at night.
A decapitated guy can every now and then be witnessed in Lake Maria State Park near the park headquarters going crazy.
A huge rabbit was made out searching through trash cans on a Big Lake road.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space emerged by the entrance to Mississippi National River & Recreation Area trashing a picture.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was seen on a Big Lake lane very late at night.
A gigantic ferret showed up hovering in the air like a cloud in Big Lake.
A colossal salamander was noticed looking at a guy sleeping on the floor in a flat in Big Lake.
A woman with her head and both arms removed has repeatedly been distinguished in a grocery store in the Big Lake vicinity. Loads of locals assert this spirit is probably the tormented spirit of a person who used to live here in Big Lake. No matter what
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people state, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Big Lake
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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