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A space man from the cosmos has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions at Jingo Lake Dam before sunrise taking in the scenery.
An ET can frequently be distinguished by Gale Brook sniveling.
A giant wolverine has once in a while been seen screaming by Rice Lake Bog.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head is now and then noticed down by Rice Rapids around midnight struggling to exclaim something. No matter what, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not disturbed.
An martian tourist from the cosmos is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances in a phone booth in Bigfork talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Bigfork
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Ghost Sightings From Bigfork
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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