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These are some lies we made up about Bethel.
The ghost of a delivery man is regularly made out taking a rest on the floor in a home in Bethel. A woman who lives here declares that this ghost loves startling unwise people who dare to interrupt the tranquility in Bethel.
A man's body having the head of a skunk has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in Athens State Wildlife Management Area at night hauling a dead body across the ground. A number of of the people who live here declare this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Bethel a long time ago.
A giant mynah bird can repeatedly be seen in the center of Crooked Brook smoking a cigar.
A massive chameleon may be observed frequently walking from residence to residence at the stroke of midnight on a Bethel avenue.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword has from time to time been distinguished by Smith Lake gripping a skull. It's been asserted that this precise ghost could be a famous former time resident of Bethel.
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extraterrestrial from planet Venus is occasionally made out weeping on the water's edge of Boot Lake.
A Plateosaurus has been seen on a small number of instances browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Bethel residence late in the night.
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Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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