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These are some lies we made up about Benson.
A space man from planet Mars has repeatedly been witnessed shouting at the observer to go away late at night by a road sign in Benson.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform is regularly distinguished seated at a coffee table in a Benson mobile home going wild. In any event, it is in all certainty a scary spirit that should be let alone.
The phantom of a gentleman holding a blood-covered machete has been made out on one or two occasions in Benson Park late in the night excavating an outlet.
An extraterrestrial from space can regularly be perceived floating by on East Branch Chippewa River on a dark night.
A space invader may be made out time and again walking through a trailer in Benson.
An armed forces outfit staggering around devoid of a body in it has occasionally been seen marching through a home close to Benson.
An martian vacationer from deep space is every so often perceived in Glacial Lakes State Park by the ranger station smoking a cigar.
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When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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