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A woman with a machete sticking out of her head was distinguished trying to grip something in the center of Kabekona River. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been a small number of additional sightings of this individual ghost.
An extraterrestrial from another world has repeatedly been seen looking down into the water at Kabekona Bay at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic frog is repeatedly witnessed heaving rocks into Kabekona Lake at midnight.
A large creepy dragon can often be made out seated on a bench in a building in Benedict.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be noticed very often yelling names of people next to a streetlamp in Benedict.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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