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These are some lies we made up about Bemidji.
A big chilling monster can repeatedly be made out taking a rest on the floor in a trailer next to Bemidji.
A huge tapir can be distinguished repeatedly dragging a dead body over rocks in Cameron Park before dawn.
Ferdinand Magellan is once in a while observed gulping paint mid stream in Schoolcraft River.
A guy devoid of a head has been distinguished on many occasions in the early morning hours following a passing Nissan on a shadowy road near Bemidji.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and a wooden leg may once in a while be distinguished speaking into the air at Movil Lake Dam at night. One thing's for sure, it in all certainty is a scary phantom that you do not want to come across late at night.
An alien was witnessed in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
An enormous whale became visible mowing the lawn in the garden of a trailer in Bemidji.
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spirit of a flight attendant was observed taking a rest on a bench in a home in Bemidji. Numerous sightings of this ghost have been described.
A gigantic ox showed up trying to state something underneath a streetlight in Bemidji.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady was made out staggering from house to house very late at night on a
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Bemidji road. Many people in the vicinity have had similar happenings involving a very similar ghost.
Goldilocks was made out at the entrance to Chippewa National Forest contemplating.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object has frequently been seen searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Bemidji flat around midnight.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is frequently noticed gazing at folks in a Bemidji building through a window.
A very large kitten is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions hitch-hiking in the middle of a dark road near Bemidji.
The ghost of a youthful woman clad as a maid may regularly be perceived dispatching a package at a Bemidji post office.
A space man from another galaxy may be seen time and again swallowing fuel from a pump at a refueling station in Bemidji.
The alien navigator of a UFO has from time to time been made out chatting into the air as if someone else was present.
A gargantuan aardvark is every so often observed staring through
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home windows in Bemidji after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bemidji
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Ghost Sightings From Bemidji
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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