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These are some lies we made up about Belview.
Rapunzel can frequently be made out in a mirror in a Belview trailer; the phantom was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
A gigantic kitten can be observed often searching for a glove by a parked pickup in a Belview parking lot before dawn.
A space invader from space has every so often been perceived in a Belview area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
Leonardo da Vinci has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances next to Minnesota Falls at the stroke of midnight shouting names.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft can now and then be distinguished by Minnesota River Dam before dawn looking at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Belview
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Ghost Sightings From Belview
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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