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These are some lies we made up about Bejou.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting murky robes is now and then noticed in a row boat on Moen Lake smoking a pipe. People who have witnessed this ghost argue this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Bejou local.
A sizeable creepy beast has purportedly been observed on numerous occasions by Beaulieu Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
An extremely large mustang may now and then be observed in Bejou State Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight holding a human cranium.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has regularly been distinguished at a public phone in Bejou making a phone call.
The martian mechanic of a UFO has been said to have been spotted on a few instances marching through a Bejou vicinity graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Bejou
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Ghost Sightings From Bejou
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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