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These are some lies we made up about Becker.
An alien tourist from another galaxy was made out wandering from residence to residence around midnight on a Becker avenue.
A Pterodactyl appeared rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Becker apartment before dawn.
A lady having a knife in her head came into sight at Otter Creek at the stroke of midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the current. Being frightened by the witnesses the ghost faded away into the dark.
A wandering ghost was observed in Kelly Meyer State Wildlife Management Area very late at night mounding boulders. When observed the ghost moved toward the observer who then ran away.
An extremely large zebra is often distinguished by Beulah Pond demolishing a glove.
The ghost of an airplane pilot is known to have been made out on several instances staring at the water by Eagle Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. People claim that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long departed Becker resident.
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mermaid may repeatedly be made out sitting at the dining table in a Becker apartment.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a large axe has once in a while been distinguished staring at people in a Becker apartment through a peephole.
The creepy spirit of a Gaul is occasionally witnessed smoking a cigar in Lake Maria State Park near
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the ranger station.
An ET from space has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances trying to get cars to stop next to a shady road near Becker.
A very large puppy can every now and then be distinguished dispatching a package at a Becker post office.
A space man has regularly been observed in Mississippi National River & Recreation Area right by the park headquarters howling.
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Ghost Sightings From Becker
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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