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A huge cony is every now and then seen turning toward the viewer by Little Beaver Creek.
Thumbelina has been perceived on a few instances trying on a jacket in a Beaver Creek home.
An ET from another world can once in a while be noticed snooping in mailboxes at night in Beaver Creek.
The ghost of a young gentleman in a rain coat has frequently been perceived playing a melody on an accordion in a Beaver Creek mobile home. A number of of those who live here argue this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Beaver Creek some decades ago.
An extremely large wildcat is repeatedly spotted destroying a photo outside Pipestone National Monument.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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