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These are some lies we made up about Bayport.
An extraterrestrial is regularly noticed in Crocus Park before dawn yelling people's names.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a farmer hat can repeatedly be observed down beside the waterfront at Browns Beach appearing chilling. Folks here who have seen this spirit assert this spirit is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Bayport resident.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-splattered prom dress may be observed very often gazing down into the water at Lookout Point before dawn.
An martian explorer from outer space has every now and then been observed fishing from the water's edge of Lily Lake very late at night.
A woman with a blue-green face is from time to time made out hurling rocks into the water at Browns Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. Locals allege that this phantom is that of a person who resided here in Bayport some time ago.
A colossal musk-ox has been said to have been spotted on a small number of occasions
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in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
A gentleman with a spear in his head has repeatedly been observed by a guy hunting in a forest in the vicinity of Bayport.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayport
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Ghost Sightings From Bayport
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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