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These are some lies we made up about Baxter.
A sizeable terrifying ogre was made out dragging a body from the ice cold water of Buffalo Creek on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy was seen by Gull Lake Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
A tremendously menacing ghost has repeatedly been distinguished suspended in the air like a cloud in Baxter. One of the residents definitely argues that this phantom is the tormented spirit of a former Baxter local resident.
The ghost of an elderly female holding a shot gun has been said to have been made out on several occasions yelling near the water at Government Point. In any event, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
The spirit of a flight attendant may regularly be observed staring at a woman sleeping on the floor in an apartment in Baxter. Some people allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing
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through Baxter before the present.
A colossal musk deer can be seen over and over again in Cooks State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours attempting to seize something.
Socrates is from time to time seen in a store in the Baxter area.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief has purportedly been spotted on one or
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two occasions shuffling orbs about in Charles A. Lindbergh State Park near the park headquarters. No matter what folks say, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that should be steered clear of.
A huge ground hog may now and then be spotted trying on a shirt in a Baxter home.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has regularly been perceived snooping in mailboxes at night in Baxter.
A space alien is repeatedly witnessed playing a harpsichord in a Baxter mobile home.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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