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These are some lies we made up about Battle Lake.
A colossal quagga is often witnessed riding on a donkey by the side of a road outside Battle Lake.
The phantom of a teenage girl has supposedly been seen on a few occasions in Halverson Park on a dark night burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
A space invader from planet Pluto may frequently be seen strolling through a house right next door to Battle Lake.
Bigfoot can be noticed repeatedly by the water at Deer Lake munching on a cracker.
A massive mole has from time to time been made out guzzling chlorine at Blanche Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Lake
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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