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These are some lies we made up about Barrett.
The ghost of a guy having demonic signs engraved into his nose has repeatedly been distinguished going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Barrett residence at the stroke of midnight.
A dinosaur is frequently made out at Blakesley Slough Dam around midnight looking.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been made out on a handful of instances burying a corpse by a big boulder in Berskow State Wildlife Management Area late in the night.
The ghost of an engine driver may frequently be noticed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Barrett house. Lots of people who live here assert this ghost might be a celebrated former time resident of Barrett.
A lady with no head may be made out very often in a deserted area near Barrett. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Barrett
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Ghost Sightings From Barrett
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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