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These are some lies we made up about Barnum.
A space alien from Saturn has purportedly been perceived on several instances gazing at people in a Barnum residence through a window.
An alien from another world has frequently been witnessed consuming a cracker at Ninefeldt Pool Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A young girl sporting a blood-covered wedding dress is regularly seen by King Creek gulping gasoline. One thing is for guaranteed, it undeniably is a menacing phantom that you don't want to run into late at night.
A lady with a bottle-green face may repeatedly be made out in Kettle Lake State Wildlife Management Area late at night smoking a pipe. In any event, this is an unsympathetic spirit that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
A huge orangutan may be seen time and again in a secluded location next to Barnum.
A Stegosaurus has once in a while been witnessed hovering by a gloomy road right next door to Barnum.
An extraterrestrial is once in a while noticed glugging down fuel from a pump at a refueling station in Barnum.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnum
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Ghost Sightings From Barnum
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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