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These are some lies we made up about Barnesville.
The ghost of an 8 feet high enormous guy has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions trying to find an object by a parked car in a Barnesville parking lot at night. According to what the residents say, this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Barnesville.
An ET from another solar system may occasionally be seen yelling names in Spring Creek.
An ET was observed creeping out of Big Slough covered in dirty water around midnight.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship emerged in Barnesville State Wildlife Management Area at midnight pulling a cadaver through some bushes.
Rapunzel was witnessed going crazy quite near the entrance to Buffalo River State Park.
A giant kangaroo emerged tossing rocks in the early morning hours by a road sign in Barnesville.
Alexander the Great was made out seated at a table in a Barnesville trailer hollowing out a crack.
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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