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A space invader from planet Mars is repeatedly witnessed attempting to articulate something at Dog Creek Dam late at night.
A giant orangutan is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions struggling to touch something by Iron Lake.
A very large wolf may often be noticed glancing over Oscar Lakebed in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire may be seen often dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Bergman State Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has once in a while been distinguished in a restaurant in the Balaton area.
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Ghost Sightings From Balaton
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Ghost Sightings From Balaton
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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