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These are some lies we made up about Bagley.
A space man has repeatedly been witnessed looking at an old man snoozing on a couch in a mobile home in Bagley.
An alien vacationer from deep space is regularly seen floating by on Walker Brook after midnight.
A space man from outer space has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions in a restaurant in the Bagley neighborhood.
The phantom of a homeless guy can often be distinguished trying on a jacket in a Bagley flat. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Bagley person who lived here. Any which way, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that any reasonable person would not want to come across.
A scary creature can be seen often in Itasca State Park quite near the ranger station holding a human cranium. In any case, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space man has occasionally been spotted crawling out of a manhole on a Bagley road in the early morning hours.
A giant anteater is every now and then made out nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Bagley.
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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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