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These are some lies we made up about Badger.
A sizeable menacing monster is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions in a residence near Badger.
A scary skeleton may repeatedly be perceived terrifying people at Roseau River Wildlife Management Area Pool3 Dam at night.
A massive buffalo can be perceived very frequently crying out names in Lake Bronson State Park outside the park headquarters.
Julius Ceasar has every so often been observed trying to locate a book next to a parked Honda in a Badger parking lot before dawn.
An extremely large otter is from time to time made out in a Badger area supermarket, wandering the aisles.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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