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The ghost of an aged man with a large white mustache is known to have been seen on frequent instances in the rear seat of a car by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world can now and then be perceived picking flowers in the garden of a mobile home in Backus.
The ghost of a man in a military outfit was observed at Blind Lake Creek on a dark night heaving boulders into the stream. Additional people in close proximity have had comparable experiences involving a similar spirit. Many locals argue this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Backus resident.
A gigantic aardvark was witnessed howling at the water at Bungey Bay.
A colossal ape came into sight by a person fishing by a lake in the vicinity of Backus.
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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