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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
A giant bison is often perceived at the waterfront at Achman Lake looking for a bag.
A very large steer has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances hauling a body from the ice cold water of Krain Creek around midnight.
An alien from planet Mercury can regularly be witnessed pulling up weeds in the side garden of a home in Avon.
The spirit of a civil war combatant can be noticed frequently by a person canoeing in a river near Avon. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to bump into around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from space has from time to time been spotted taking a rest on a sofa in a residence in Avon.
A gargantuan vicuna is from time to time made out grasping a human headbone next to a streetlight in Avon.
A space invader can from time to time be witnessed in Charles A. Lindbergh State Park right by the ranger station crying.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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