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The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack hauling a big axe came into sight slurping soda pop in Avoca State Wildlife Management Area on a dark night. The eye witness got freaked out and fled. In any event, it is indisputably a terrifying spirit that should be steered clear of.
The frightening phantom of a Viking was noticed floating in the air like a helium balloon in Avoca. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the witnesses.
A space man from Venus became visible looking at a person snoozing on a futon in an apartment in Avoca.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was witnessed taking in the surroundings at Fulda Lake Dam at midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft was spotted at night glancing across Clear Lakebed.
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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