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These are some lies we made up about Austin.
A gigantic lamb may now and then be made out relaxing in an armchair in a flat in close proximity to Austin.
Frankenstein's Monster was distinguished burying a corpse by a big boulder in Community Park around midnight.
An enormous mongoose emerged in the backseat of a VW by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
A lady ablaze, hauling a gas tank was distinguished at Cedar River Dam on a dark night trying to grasp something. The onlooker got freaked out and ran off. A lot of residents say this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Austin.
An extraterrestrial was observed pulling a body from the chilly water of Dobbins Creek at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft was distinguished by a woman hiking along a trail close to Austin.
A large terrifying monster has frequently been made out relaxing on a couch in an apartment
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in Austin.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions calling out people's names under a streetlight in Austin.
An enormous bighorn may often be distinguished looking bloodcurdling in Rice Lake State Park near the ranger station.
An alien traveler from another galaxy may
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be seen frequently by Mississippi National River & Recreation Area looking irritably at the onlooker.
A youthful girl in a blood-splattered wedding dress has every now and then been observed striding from home to home late in the night on an Austin road.
A gargantuan tapir is sometimes distinguished browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of an Austin building at midnight.
An alien from Pluto has purportedly been noticed on several occasions looking at people in an Austin house through an air vent.
An ET from deep space may once in a while be noticed in a secluded zone next to Austin.
A gigantic burro has regularly been seen trying to get cars to stop by the side of a gloomy road right next door to Austin.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft is often spotted mailing a postcard at an Austin post office.
A guy with a knife in his head may frequently be seen sipping unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Austin.
A Velociraptor can be spotted over and over again
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discussing into the air as if someone besides was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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