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These are some lies we made up about Audubon.
A colossal platypus is frequently made out playing a song on a harmonica in an Audubon building.
An ET from another planet is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions taking pleasure in the view at Amer Froysland-New Wildlife Dam late in the night.
A headless lady can regularly be seen by Boardson Lake trying to say something.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed often in an Audubon school after midnight strolling the corridors.
A space invader from planet Mars is occasionally noticed in a mirror in an Audubon apartment; the phantom was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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