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These are some lies we made up about Atwater.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space can every now and then be witnessed on an Atwater lane late in the night.
A large menacing monster is regularly spotted staring at the water by Diamond Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from planet Neptune has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances in County Park Number Three in the early morning hours destroying a map.
A massive buffalo may repeatedly be noticed guzzling blood from a container by Kelley Lake.
An ET from another galaxy may be spotted very often gazing at a person slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Atwater.
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Ghost Sightings From Atwater
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
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