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The phantom of a youthful female covered in blood has purportedly been distinguished on many instances smoking a pipe at West Fork Desmoines River Dam late at night. No matter what folks utter, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A colossal sheep can repeatedly be seen by a lady fishing by a lake near Askov.
Henry VIII can be spotted frequently looking for someone in Banning State Park right by the park headquarters.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso has occasionally been witnessed carrying a human cranium in Mark State Wildlife Management Area after midnight.
A lady's body with a bear's head is sometimes distinguished excavating a nook in the earth in D A R Memorial State Forest at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Askov
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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