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An extraterrestrial from Saturn is regularly seen in the early morning hours before sunrise crawling out of Fahey Lakebed drenched in filth.
A space alien from another planet has been said to have been distinguished on several instances at High Island Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing.
Ferdinand Magellan may repeatedly be observed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver seeing the phantom in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
A massive camel has sometimes been witnessed raking leaves in the garden of a mobile home in Arlington.
A person with a skeleton face having on murky robes is once in a while noticed by a man hunting in a forest near Arlington.
An ET has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances seated on a couch in an apartment in Arlington.
A giant oryx may from time to time be witnessed turning toward the eye witness under a streetlight in Arlington.
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Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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