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The ghost of a female with half her head gone may repeatedly be seen watching shows in an Arco living room in the early morning hours.
A woman having an axe in her head has now and then been distinguished in Chain-O-Sloughs State Wildlife Management at the stroke of midnight burrowing a crack. Any which way, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A very large guanaco is from time to time noticed gazing over Bukowski Lakebed before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior has supposedly been spotted on a few occasions going through garbage container on an Arco avenue.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed on an Arco street after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Arco
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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