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These are some lies we made up about Appleton.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack carrying a big axe was noticed walking a German Shepherd at midnight on a shadowy Appleton residential street. This specific ghost has been perceived repeatedly in this area. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space alien from another galaxy has frequently been noticed peeking through trailer windows in Appleton after midnight.
The terrifying spirit of a Viking has been perceived on a handful of occasions shouting names in Shible Lake State Wildlife Management Area before sunrise.
A colossal mandrill may often be witnessed at midnight drifting down Pomme de Terre River.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has occasionally been noticed at Marsh Lake Dam in the early morning hours gazing irritably at the watcher. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a menacing phantom that is rather not disturbed.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is sometimes distinguished
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watching cable in an Appleton living room very late at night.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions going through trash container on an Appleton lane. If you talk to the locals, this ghost may be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Appleton in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Appleton
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Ghost Sightings From Appleton
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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