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These are some lies we made up about Anoka.
A gargantuan hyena is often noticed sending a packet at an Anoka post office.
A guy with a machete in his head has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions discussing into the air as if someone in addition was there. Regardless of what people say, this is a hostile ghost that should be kept away from.
An alien voyager from outer space can often be seen trying to verbalize something by Henry Lake.
An ET from Pluto can be perceived repeatedly in Albion State Wildlife Management Area after midnight dragging a dead body across the dirt.
An alien from another galaxy is once in a while noticed walking a Poodle late in the night on a dark Anoka lane.
A space alien may every so often be witnessed at Cedar Lake Dam late at night taking in the scenery.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet was witnessed fishing from the water's edge of Otter Lake very late at night.
A space man from outer space came into sight
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down near the water at Lake Sylvia Peninsula appearing chilling.
An ET was made out facing the bystander by French Creek.
An martian voyager from outer space was made out watching television in an Anoka living room late at night.
An enormous wolverine was distinguished on an Anoka lane late at night.
A space invader from
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the cosmos has frequently been seen suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Anoka.
The Ugly Duckling is frequently distinguished gazing at a lady snoozing in an armchair in a trailer in Anoka.
A colossal koala has been noticed on frequent occasions trying to locate a photo in Charles A. Lindbergh State Park near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a delivery man can often be seen in an autopart store in the Anoka neighborhood.
A man's body with the head of a rat has from time to time been perceived trying on clothes in an Anoka mobile home.
A female person is now and then spotted nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Anoka.
A space invader has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances playing a tune on a xylophone in an Anoka mobile home.
An alien explorer from space may sometimes be observed in a mirror in an Anoka trailer; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
Genghis Khan has repeatedly been observed seeking a map by a parked Buick in an Anoka parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Anoka
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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