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A space man from another solar system was noticed sitting on a stool in a trailer in Annandale.
An enormous capybara became visible wandering from flat to flat in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Annandale residential street.
Nicolaus Copernicus was seen attempting to deposit a dead body in Henry Lake after midnight.
A woman's body having a raccoon's head was witnessed burning a glove in Albion State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours. The eye witness got freaked out and ran off.
A space man has regularly been distinguished browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of an Annandale house at night.
A somewhat rotten human cadaver is regularly distinguished seeking a book at Cedar Lake Dam late in the night.
A woman on fire, gripping a gas tank is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances gobbling a cookie in a sail boat on Otter Lake. One of the local residents determinedly argues that
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this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Annandale some decades ago. Nevertheless, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
A gigantic ground hog may frequently be perceived staring down into the water at Lake Sylvia Peninsula before dawn.
The martian crew member of an alien
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spacecraft can be made out very frequently flinging pebbles into the current at French Creek before dawn.
The ghost of a planter sporting a farmer hat has from time to time been noticed sitting at the dining table in an Annandale mobile home. In any event, it is indisputably a frightening ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to meet.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions gazing at people in an Annandale house through a window.
A woman with a bottle-green face can now and then be observed hitch-hiking along a shady road near Annandale. Several people say this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who are bold enough to disrupt the peace in Annandale.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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